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alphabetical animals

off to taronga zoo on a glorious spring sydney day... no prizes for guessing which animal you'll find when you get to w...

ook?

c is for chimpanzee

 

what? i mean, ook?

yep, c is for chimpanzee alright

 

yeah, yeah. ook already.

c is for chimpanzee clutching its crotch

 

c is also for crocodile

do all crocodiles begin with c?

 

elephant

e is for heffalump

 

excellent elephant

although heffalump (technically) starts with h

 

exceptionally excellent elephant

but a heffalump is still a heffalump, hence the e

 

exceptionally excellent endearing elephant

warning: there are no more elephant photos after this one

 

giraffes

g is for giraffe

 

gnarly giraffes

giraffic park

 

ginormous gnarly giraffes

you zebras wait your turn!

 

gorillas

g is also for gorillas

 

galumphing gorillas

the favourite food of the gorilla is yoghurt

 

giggly galumphing gorillas

many gorillas embark on careers in advertising

 

giggly galumphing gorillas gobble gelato

but subsequently leave advertising for public relations

 

giggly galumphing gorillas gobble gelato with gusto

one in five gorillas drive volvos

 

groups of giggly galumphing gorillas gobble gelato with gusto

the average age of the gorilla is ten pin bowling

 

groups of giggly galumphing gorillas gobble gourmet gelato with gusto

gorillas are the animal kingdom's biggest tippers

 

gastronomic groups of giggly galumphing gorillas gobble gourmet gelato with gusto

in 1817 a gorilla... uh, no, actually, it didn't.

 

gastronomic groups of giggly galumphing gringo gorillas gobble gourmet gelato with gusto

but in 1823 it did. no, really.

 

gastronomic groups of giggly galumphing gringo gorillas gobble globs of gourmet gelato with gusto

& then it did it again in 1824.

 

i is for iguana. jub jub? is that you, jub jub?

i is for iguana

 

incipient iguanas

this would be your standard pair of green iguanas

 

k is for killer whale

aw, what a kutey...

 

kwick! a koala!

give it up for the letter k, c'mon!

 

komodo dragons are not koalas

komodo dragon kinda kipping

 

komodo dragon is not an anagram of devil toaster

& so we say farewell to the letter k...

 

miscellaneous monkeys

m is for mystery monkeys!

 

p is for penguins (planning pizza delivery)

they've got the hots for what's in the box with the dots

 

r is for reticulated python

ah, the dynamic reticulated python

 

t is for tasmanian devil

the tasmanian devil usually bats at number 3

 

w is for woah! wombat!

wombat

 

woohoo! wombat!

wandering wombat

 

wombat! woo! woah! wombat!

wunnerful wandering wombat

 

wassamatta witchoo? itsa wombat!

wunnerful wandering wombat heads west

 

uh oh! only one wombat picture to go after this one...

wunnerful wandering wombat at west

 

what? the last wombat picture? nnnnooooooooo!

wunnerful wandering wombat continues to west

 

time for bed!

z is for zebedee (incarnated here as a zebra)

 

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